so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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