you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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