I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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