it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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