It was confusing and full of hummus
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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