hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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