Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
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