like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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