oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize