he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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