Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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