id be glad to
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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