in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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