Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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