I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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