we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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