I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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