just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Terrible idea I love it
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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