me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
