I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I think I just sharted jello shots
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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