I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
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