Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Randomize