sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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