Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
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