We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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