if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
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