Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
you would pick up someone in the library
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
Randomize
