She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Randomize
