Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
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