Where is the hickey?
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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