as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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