Barsexuality is the new black.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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