Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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