So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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