I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
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