one two three fourrrrnication!
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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