I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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