who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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