i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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