well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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