My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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