We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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