When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Randomize
