Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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