I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
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