The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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