We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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