ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
is it fun? or sober?
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