yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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