I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
i would punch a child for taco bell
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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