Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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