Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
Randomize