Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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