Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
